Okay; here's a little precursor to what I have in mind...

This isn't exactly what will be but it's funny and funny is good.

I was that girl. Monkeys bite and they spit, but they also pull hair. Really hard.

Their fingers are strong. So strong in fact, managers can barely pry their little fingers off.

So, you may just be stuck standing theRE with your head pushed up to the bars while that sweet little monkey grasps a large hunk of your hair with no intentions of ever letting go.

That sign or instructive note should look more like diagram #2 (below)...

Funny stuff!

I grew up in Sierra Leone and I had a pet monkey growing up, they are incredible! - WikiGnome