I've always been convinced that preservatives and dyes and all the other crap in processed food cause a plethora of ills. What's ridiculous is that even if you want to eat healthy, you can't afford it. I like to buy gluten-free, organic, all-natural foods, but my grocery bill doubles when I do. I think the government should just make people grow their own food. That would eliminate laziness, obesity, and diabetes! (Obviously, I'm joking. lol)

According to Reader's Digest, "the average American consumes more than 62 pounds of corn syrup a year!"

- Kelleebean