20 Thing you shouldn’t know:

How much money any entertainer made last year

When the new Michael Jordan shoe is coming out and how much it cost

The street value of crack cocaine

Every lyric to a Lil Wayne song

What time a night club stops giving out free drinks

The lease price of Bentley when you drive an old Honda Accord

The exact number of friends on your Myspace page

• Speaking of Myspace: Why do you have a Myspace page?

Where to get the best weed (marijuana)

The release date of the new Snoop Dog Album

The exact size of your penis

The best porn website

Your girlfriend’s husband

Your mom’s credit card number

Every line to any Will Ferrell movie

How to get in free at the strip club

Your favorite bartenders last name, email address or home number

Anything that Britney Spires of Paris Hilton is doing or has done

If McDonalds has any job openings

If your wife or girlfriends panties fit you

What your own urine taste like